How do I get my hands on a t-shirt?

to quote a popular online shopping cliche, your t-shirt is but a click away. before you know it, you’ll be wearing a doodle and a smile, breaking ice, not bank accounts.

The 5 P’s

1. Process (Fabrication and Shipping)

the t-shirts are made from cotton which were extracted from shrubs. from what we know, no worms were squished during the process. neither were the small children who worked tirelessly in a dingy shed in vietnam. they’re then packed with some care and much love in chinese takeaway boxes (read: wantan noodles. get it? bah, never mind) before being sent to you by the same unthanked postal workers that provide much entertaiment to your dogs.

shipping and delivery is handled by the trusted people at <insert your trusted postage company>. shananigans aside, we pretty much will hop over to the nearest post office and quote you what they quote us. no extra charge for the info nor the fact that we have to haul our less-than-haulable asses to the post office just to let you know how much it will cost you and how fast before your threads will reach you. hopefully, many bothans will not have to die to bring you this information. booby prize for those that recognise that reference.

2. Print

we’ve scoured the land and found that silk screen prints make for best, most vibrant colours. every other t-shirt printing company agrees. we sense a conspiracy but figured it’s best not to question industry experts. anyway, you can expect washable prints that should last a while. longer if you don’t have a habit of scrubbing your t shirts with steel wools.

3. Price

all t-shirts are at chump change price of SGD$20 or US$15. your money will go a long way towards feeding anh nguyen and his 17 siblings.

4. Payment

we accept interbank transfer and paypal. payment in kind, not so much.

5. P before S as in sizes

t-shirt chart with sizes and measurements for each size as follows. warning: chart is not to scale. so please do not try pressing your chest against the monitor (unless that kind of thing excites you).

the t-shirts may shrink a tad upon washing but if you like your garment snug, it’s all good. just remember to take them off before putting them in the washer.

Guys’ Tee

S
chest: 45.5 cm / 18 inches
length: 68.5 cm / 27 inches

M
chest: 51 cm / 20 inches
length: 71 cm / 28 inches

L
chest: 56 cm / 22 inches
length: 73.5 cm / 29 inches

XL
chest: 61 cm / 24 inches
length: 76 cm / 30 inches

Girls’ Tee

XS
chest: 38 cm / 15 inches
length: 53.5 cm / 21 inches
waist: 30.5 cm / 12 inches

S
chest: 40.5 cm / 16 inches
length: 56 cm / 22 inches
waist: 33 cm / 13 inches

M
chest: 43 cm / 17 inches
length: 58.5 cm / 23 inches
waist: 35.5 cm / 14 inches

L
chest: 45.5 cm / 18 inches
length: 61 cm / 24 inches
waist: 38 cm / 15 inches